This reporter has inside information on breaking news that will forever change the events of the world as we know it! I am ecstatic to announce to you, the reading audience, that an ultrasound of major proportions will be performed at 8:15 on Thursday, December 23, 2010. The scan will hopefully and finally reveal the gender of our long awaited grandchild.
Inside sources maintain that the announcement to the public regarding the scan results are yet to be determined which leaves this reporter in a state of shock and unrest. Those sources elude that the announcement could “be made as late as the New Year” which will in no uncertain terms cause agitation and anxiety among the many followers of this blog.
You are urged to stay tuned to this station for up to the minute reports as they become available. Trusted sources are standing by, ready to bring you the latest news as it comes in.
Please be advised: There is a monetary reward to anyone with information on the outcome of the scan. Should this information prove true, contact this grandmother and the transfer will be made to the bank of your choice.
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Inside sources maintain that the announcement to the public regarding the scan results are yet to be determined which leaves this reporter in a state of shock and unrest. Those sources elude that the announcement could “be made as late as the New Year” which will in no uncertain terms cause agitation and anxiety among the many followers of this blog.
You are urged to stay tuned to this station for up to the minute reports as they become available. Trusted sources are standing by, ready to bring you the latest news as it comes in.
Please be advised: There is a monetary reward to anyone with information on the outcome of the scan. Should this information prove true, contact this grandmother and the transfer will be made to the bank of your choice.
1 comment:
Angie say: NEW YEARS???? NO way!!! They can't make us wait that long!!! I may need to hire an investigator! lol :) Can't wait to hear!!!
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